Friday, February 26, 2010

Love comes in all forms!

Don't feel loved sometimes read this and realize that you are loved in so many little ways.


How our parents loved us:

1. We are still alive!
2. We don't wear diapers still (as we all know potty training is not easy it should be called potty survival)
3. They must have drove very carefully because we didn't wear seatbelts.
4. Our mom's always told us to change our underwear incase we were in an accident. (But really officer that happened AFTER I got hit, they were clean)
5. We were only punished because they loved us.
6. We had to always clean our plates because luckly we were not starving kids in another country.
7. Never let us go to school with holes in our jeans because we were not poor (even though it was cool)
8.Always reminded us how they walked 10 miles in the snow,barefoot UPHILL and didn't have cars or electricity (ok they did but then it wouldn't sound so bad)
9. Let us run away even though we couldn't cross the street and had to sit in the yard with our bags hoping they would beg us to come in.
10.They gave birth to us...drugs were not as good as they are now and had to actually had to wait 16 hours and hope to pass out.

How our husbands love us:

1. They married us, I mean they could of had anyone (if only they knew we felt bad for them,pity dating turned into pity marriage)
2. They wait till we are in bed or in the car to fart. They only want to share!
3. Tell us we are not fat we have a baby growing inside.
4. Don't go to bars and strip joints like ALL the other husbands do. (only cause we know how much money we have at all times)
5. Still give us a kiss and a hug even though we have not showered in a week,have braided leg hairs and smell like baby puke.
6. Take us out to dinner (but I think it is so we take a shower,shave and use perfume)
7. Tell us we are sexy even though they saw us give birth to a huge child and pooped ourselves.
8. Take the kids to the store to get mommy midol cause she is walking around yelling at people that are not there and digging through the closet looking for that chocolate Easter bunny from last year.
9. Still introduce us as their wife...to their friends.
10. Still come home after we have called them 30 times to tell them what HIS kids have done today!


Love from our kids:

1. Smile when they are newborns gas cannot be that funny YET!
2. Run to us from the bus stop saying "Mommy, mommy" even though we have no bra on, pajama's and big dirty slippers.
3. Finally out of diapers because we were trying to figure out where to get teenage size diapers.
4. Show us what they so proudly picked out of their nose.
5. Tell us we are the best mom's for making macaroni and hotdogs for the second time this week.
6. We are so vital to their lives that even the 30 seconds to go to the bathroom is way to long to be away from us.
7. Our kisses make the boo-boo's go away!
8. They have to brag about us to strangers in the store "my mom said a bad word to my dad because he didn't take out the trash...again!'
9. Draw pictures of us even though we some how are bigger then our house.
10. Give us kisses even when it isn't "cool".

WE ARE SO LOVED!!!

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